Life may be strange, but the law is sometimes flat-out dumb. Here are the 10 funniest sex laws that are STILL in existence, from around the world. You won't believe this stuff!  

1. In Bakersfield, California it is illegal to have unprotected sex with the Devil. (The Devil? Are you kidding? What kind of pot do they smoke in Cali? I want some of THAT shit!)

2. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from
having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. (I suppose you CAN'T have a sausage fest in Newcastle.) 

3.  It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. ("Sorry to disturb you folks from fucking, but were you folks fucking?") 

4. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. (That gunshot wound is making me horny! But I guess we'll have to wait until we get to the ER.)

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The time grew late. Everyone wanted the closing ceremonies to end so they could leave. The get-together was fun. Sadly, though, fun had its limits. The onset of dusk marked the end of the outdoor get-together for Albuquerque's finest. The cops were calling it a day.

After nearly an hour of making certain that no trash remained, Rikki and Erik watched the last Chevy Suburban carry the last of the people away.

"It's just us," Erik said to her.

Her tapered eyebrows traveled up then down, before relaxing. She agreed with a sly grin. She smirked, not expecting anything to follow beyond frivolous small-talk. The afternoon of loud back and forth exchanges between the party-goers had finally died down. All that lingered was the way that Erik looked at Rikki. Earthy, human emotions hung in the still air around them. And it had nothing to do with policing.

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I get in constant battles with people about my job and me. There are many assumptions about my personality and me. Which makes dating a whole other story to figure out. I get bombarded with questions when people find out what I do, especially guys. Dating in my position isn't always easy.

First thing, I don't have sex with everyone I meet and I'm not having sex all day every day. I'm not a slut and sleep around. Does a wrestler wrestle every person they meet, no they do not. People assume that I will have sex with anyone, which is not the case at all. I do have standards people and I'm selective abut who I sleep with. Yes believe me I do love sex but I'm not going to go out searching for it just because. I also don't have sex all day long. People always ask me if I get tired from all the sex. I'm thinking "what sex?" I don't even have time to always have sex with myself because I'm so busy lately. I wish I was having it all day and a lot with a special someone but until then it's not really much.

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Ginseng: the Memory Herb? 

My memory isn't what it used to be. I used to be able to remember the most trivial details from years passed. My mind used to be sharper, more accurate and more creatively adept. Perhaps its the stress, perhaps the lack of a good night's sleep, or it could be the increasing amount of booze (ah, Patron!)- whatever the reason, it isn't where it should be.

So I did some research and found out that Asian Ginseng may help improve memory and reduce the effects of stress on the brain. Although I'm not the type of person who believes everything he reads, I am the type who believes in trying things at least once to see if there is any truth behind it. 

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